Jason Segel and I are best friends.
Jun 18
drugs-in-ur-coffee:
selfish-cunts:
dqdbpb:
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
(via bewareofcuccos)
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toomuchnerdlife:
pulitzerprincess:
looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
I know what i’m putting in my easter eggs next year.
I don’t see why this would be a problem. They get high before dinner and then eat the giant family meal as munchies.
(Source: believingiseeing, via lostinasong)
anaisforthewin:
shapeshiftandtrick:
ryan-aniki:
shapeshiftandtrick:
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via fuckyeahcalmness)
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s-heik:
In Wind Waker, I really like it when Ganondorf’s all like “GIVE HYRULE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, and then the king of Hyrule shows up and is like haha not today bitch
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lady-whovian:
i feel like she is the Adam of Doctor Who fandom, everyone just forgot about her except the fans
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