so good at sexting
I already saw that on Tumblr. — literally everything (via beccaliving)
This way girls and boys can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
Embrace your stripes, y’all! :)
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what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
ALL OF THEM SO SHE LIVES EVEN LONGER THAN FOREVER!!!!
you forgot perez hilton
i can never take “cosmo tip” posts seriously because the first thing i think of is
(Source: 4utom4t1c, via seekin-a-great-perhaps)
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together